I refuse Zelda’s plan, sort of.

Sept 2026 Dear Zelda, Thank you for returning my letter, or email as you wish. I understand you need justice after being replaced with another woman. But I insist she looks similar to you, though you’d like to believe otherwise. Keep in mind I see appearance as a fingerprint, which is distinct in detail yet … Continue reading I refuse Zelda’s plan, sort of.

To my ex-wife Zelda: I miss you, babes.

Well, I miss a part of you. You know what part? The part when you fall asleep after waging a war on me all night. The war to turn my head into a dream of never ending joy - Your ammunition was the tale about how great the world will turn out for us because … Continue reading To my ex-wife Zelda: I miss you, babes.