Sept 2026 Dear Zelda, Thank you for returning my letter, or email as you wish. I understand you need justice after being replaced with another woman. But I insist she looks similar to you, though you’d like to believe otherwise. Keep in mind I see appearance as a fingerprint, which is distinct in detail yet … Continue reading I refuse Zelda’s plan, sort of.
Author: Jay Walt
Zelda writes her ex Husband, Micheal Midas.
Letter Number 2. The Mysterious Bluffs Podcast. August 2026. Dear Micheal, I can’t believe I’d find a second to email you back, or return your letter, as an antique salesman like you would call it. But you should understand how hard it is for me to write you. By the last days of our marriage … Continue reading Zelda writes her ex Husband, Micheal Midas.
A Letter to my ex wife Zelda. August, 2026.
It has been years since we’ve departed company, but I must admit, you were the most beautiful woman in the world during our relationship. I still remember spotting you in the Gelato shop, ordering the Riviera Chocolate Supreme. You were dressed in a cute yoga outfit that filled me with delight. And your blond hair … Continue reading A Letter to my ex wife Zelda. August, 2026.
The Mysterious Trivia Challenge.
A Mysterious Bluffs Podcast. Listen: https://jaywalt.substack.com/p/the-mysterious-trivia-challenge Read: We’ve finally done the right thing at the Mysterious Bluffs, and added a Trivia Challenge. It’s a chance for you to win a prize. But before we get to the treats, you have to answer three questions, and good news, they’re multiple choice. So let’s get started. First … Continue reading The Mysterious Trivia Challenge.
Airport Dream
Thanks for Reading. I’ll try to get through this the best I can. I just woke up from a dream, and we all do, I swear. But this dream is in my bones, and I swear that I was dreaming it for exactly a year. No joke, 365 days. This is what happened: I was … Continue reading Airport Dream
Forget the Science Mystics: Bring Back Tom, Dick, or Harry.
The apocalypse has to officially start sometime, and unlike many tea leaf readers believed, the recent total solar eclipse was anything but the bingo date. The interested folks treated it like a sporting event. Animals at most were a bit puzzled, but then carried on eating, sleeping, and other things. And NASA launched a rocket … Continue reading Forget the Science Mystics: Bring Back Tom, Dick, or Harry.
It’s almost the first anniversary of the Vegas Alien Crash Landing.
Almost a year back, a splash of absurd excitement hit the media, an Alien Crash Landing that had reportedly taken place in the Northern Suburbs of Las Vegas, around midnight on the evening of June 5, 2023. A bright light was spotted hurdling towards the earth by local residents, and a police officer who recorded … Continue reading It’s almost the first anniversary of the Vegas Alien Crash Landing.
Every star has a sober sparkle.
On a clear night, look at a star though a telescope. And what can be seen? Here are some reasonable options: A) A star that appears larger than usual, but it offers nothing remarkable to warrant the use of a telescope. B) A star that is pleasantly uncommon. Its details correct the wondering eye. C) … Continue reading Every star has a sober sparkle.
To my ex-wife Zelda: I miss you, babes.
Well, I miss a part of you. You know what part? The part when you fall asleep after waging a war on me all night. The war to turn my head into a dream of never ending joy - Your ammunition was the tale about how great the world will turn out for us because … Continue reading To my ex-wife Zelda: I miss you, babes.
Who’d you rather?
Who you plan to be, is who you chose to be with. #coronavirus