It’s almost the first anniversary of the Vegas Alien Crash Landing.

Almost a year back, a splash of absurd excitement hit the media, an Alien Crash Landing that had reportedly taken place in the Northern Suburbs of Las Vegas, around midnight on the evening of June 5, 2023.

A bright light was spotted hurdling towards the earth by local residents, and a police officer who recorded the event on his body cam.

Apparently, the light crashed in the back yard of Angel Kenmore, a young man who was fixing his truck. He went to investigate and he fell into a self-described sleep paralysis. When he came out of it, he encountered a sight most would struggle to believe. The young man rushed to call 911 and described two aliens that were eight to ten foot tall with greenish grey skin and black eyes.

I heard the 911 recording, and Angel sounded believable. His voice was rushed and nervous, as though he was a victim of a bizarre event, the fear inside him surpassing any critical thought he might not be taken seriously.

That said, fooling around with 911 can lead to dire consequences. The repercussions for harassing authorities with an alien prank are daunting. Cops at your door. Possible charges for mischief. And to be ignorant of this means you probably don’t have the smarts to concoct an out-of-this-world story anyway. I highly doubt Angel would call 911 because he can’t control his funny bone.

Angel also created you tube video about the event, revealing his experience in a flurry of random twists. At one point of the discombobulated story, he was preying with his family while a thousand and one footsteps were heard on the roof. This moment came out of nowhere, provoked by an impulsive surge inside him, a release of aggravation as it came to a head.

The thing is, if his story was in an orderly timeline, it would be less likely he believed the aliens were real. The seasoned UFO jockeys have their shit together. Watch any TV show about flying saucer sightings, alien abductions, etc, and the stories are well rehearsed, grounded and self-confirming they are real. They are claiming these anomalies happen like the grass is green. Who else is as believable? An actor who would like you to hold onto their every word.

Angel is beyond acting. He’s a regular guy fixing his truck when aliens crash land in his back yard. He witnesses them, then reports the sighting to authorities without second thought. Where’s the producer? Did he get a sponsorship deal with NASA? I’m convinced something strange went down that night, no matter the sense of fantasy it evokes.

By the way, please listen to the dark musical satire podcast, The Mysterious Bluffs.

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